If you dislike the esoteric, please leave.

At a young age I was told not to suck my thumb.
You'll ruin your teeth, my parents would say.

Years later I would be taught to be open-minded, to be polite. I was told to follow my dreams, and to return home before curfew; a task which proved exceedingly harder. I witnessed terrible decisions, and examples of where nature has perfected its craft. I have been given advice, golden rules, and "one-lasts-things". Yet in 23 years I am still only sure about two things in life...

1. There are two types of people in this world;
functions and parameters.
2. I want to be more than just passed.

I promise you nothing in this blog other than me, en total.
Proceed with caution.

[callie].